dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i just google imaged poop.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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