Sry I called you an 8
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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