i don't like sucking hair
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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