Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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