I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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