His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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