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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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