no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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