Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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