i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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