It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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