My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This is my gift to your gina
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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