Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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