I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
