FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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