During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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