I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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