Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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