We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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