But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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