It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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