there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
