a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
You can't motorboat a personality
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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