Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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