did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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