he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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