Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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