i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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