Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
