Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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