Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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