god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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