I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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