So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
