I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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