I want to stick my p in your. b.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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