Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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