Don't you send me to vm
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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