I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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