My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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