she was so not down for the gang bang
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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