laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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