i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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