Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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