Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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