Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
you never un-have a 4some
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
