i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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