Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
