covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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