I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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