youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He shit in the fireplace
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Randomize
