That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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