VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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