Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i think i have herpe
just one?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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