I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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