did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
