he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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