Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All the doctor said was why
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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