Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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