i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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